Racing Permits

Racing permits are small snippets of lore, backstory and in jokes about the inhabitants of Climb Canyon. These are often released in tandem with new characters to give their appearance a bit of context.ttt5

Character	Picture	Notes
Bill Newton		The main protagonist of the Hill Climb Racing video game series. He doesn't say much... Name: Bill Newton D.O.B: October 18th Residence: Climb Canyon Likes: Racing Dislikes: Everything Else
Frank		Seems there was a breakout at the Laboratory. Name: Frank D.O.B: Halloween Residence: The Laboratory Components: - 40% Scrap - 37% Titanium - 13% Motor Oil - 9% Spinach - 1% Love
Nikita		A mysterious figure with a futuristic Superbike and a need for speed. Name: Nikita D.O.B: 20xx Job: Time Traveler Likes: Neon Dislikes: Going Slow
Rudolph		Rudolph is totally not just Bill in a costume. Name: Rudolph D.O.B: October 18th (Surely a coincidence...) Job: Guiding Santa's Sleigh Likes: Christmas
Snow Queen		The Snow Queen has decided to grace us with her royal presence. Name: Snow Queen D.O.B: Unknown Job: Royalty Likes: Winter, Snow, Letting it go Dislikes: Summer
Champ		Team Fingersoft may have lost the first Share The Pain Cup - But we are bringing in reinforcements to make sure it doesn't happen again. Name: Champ Team: Fingersoft Position: Ringer Notes: Climb Canyon's finest racer should give us the edge we need not to lose again. But who is he really?...
Cowboy		Seems the Climb Canyon sheriff's department has issued a warrant for the infamous gunslinger known as "The Cowboy". Wanted: Dead or Alive. Name: Wayne Alias: The Cowboy Notes: This rootin'-tootin' sunova gun is known by some as Wayne, but most know him simply as "The Cowboy". Last seen in public callin' folks who refused to race him "Yellow Bellied Cowpokes".
Mackie		Mackie is on the scene - And she came to win! Name: Mackie Date of Birth: 6th of April Job: Aspiring Athlete Likes: Sports, Competition, Winning Dislikes: Losing
The Duke		A new racing permit had been approved by the Top Off Gas Station. Stand aside commoners - The Duke has arrived! Name: The Duke Date of Birth: 1st of July Job: Self-Appointed Noble Likes: Gold, Wealth, Eating Cake, Himself Dislikes: The Snow Queen
Jack		Jack's Poem. Beware the Headless Racer, he drives the road at night. Forever searching for his head, he's such an eerie sight. For those lost souls who race him, know that he can't be beat. If you wish to know his name you must ask "Trick of Treat"? Name: Jack
Shoe		A new Racing Permit has been issued in Climb Canyon. The coolest rat in all of Sky Rock has arrived to teach the denizens of the Canyon the true meaning of style. Meet Shoe! Name: Shoe Date of Birth: 25th of January Residence: Sky Rock Likes: Rock n' roll, New Shoes, Fashion, Motorbikes Dislikes: Horses, Throwing Stuff Away, Unfashionable People
M.I.T.C.H.		Recently declassified information has ended up in the Top-Off Gas Station. Seems like the M.I.T.C.H Prototype unit has become self-aware and applied for a racing permit... Unit: M.I.T.C.H. - Mechanised Intelligence Technology (for) Climbing Hills Lead Designer: Bill Newton Inception Date: 29th August Dimensions: ? Weight: ? Primary Directive: Drive Fast Secondary Directive: Drive Really Fast Operation Modes: Hill Climb, Cup, ?, Wheelie, ?, ?, Adventure, Team Events Notes: Unit seems unable to open pod bay doors when instructed. Probably not an issue.
Dakota		A new HCR2 Racing Permit has been approved by the Top Off gas station. Meet Dakota James! Adventurer. Archaeologist. Animal Lover. Racer. Coming soon! Name: Dakota James Date Of Birth: 1st of June Job: Archaeologist Likes: History, Adventure, Her pet snake Dislikes: Grave Robbers, Paperwork, Giant Boulders
Violet		A new racing permit has been issued by the Top Off gas station. Will Violet really be able to take over Climb Canyon? Will anyone rise to stop her?... Name: Dr. Iris Velocity a.k.a. Violet Date Of Birth: 11th of July Job: Supervillian & Former Professor Likes: World Domination, Evil Laughs, Her Inventions Dislikes: Heroes, Meddling Kids, The Power of Friendship
Helmut		A new Racing Permit has been issued by the Top Off Gas Station! Who is the mysterious Knight and what lies beneath the armour?... Name: Helmut Date Of Birth: Unknown Job: Knight Likes: Chivalry, Jousting, Their Helmet Collection Dislikes: Dishonourable People, Losing, Fingerprints on Their Helmet
Guillermo		VILLIANS BEWARE! The Incredible Guillermo has appeared in Climb Canyon to put an end to your schemes! This very real and totally high effort Superhero will be landing in Hill Climb Racing 2 soon... Name: Guillermo (The Incredible) Date Of Birth: Unknown Job: Amateur Wrestler & Part-Time Superhero Likes: Justice, Defending the weak, Ceviche Dislikes: Injustice, Evil, Violet, Getting his cape stuck in the car door
Ram		Climb Canyon archaeologists have uncovered this ancient tablet deep within the great Spooktober Pyramid. What could it mean?... Name: Ram Date Of Birth: 2500BC Job: Lord of all he surveys, Ruler of the living and the dead, Amateur gardener Likes: Pyramids, Dark Magic, Eternal Life, Shrubberies Dislikes: Cats, Scarabs, Intrepid adventurers, Sand (It gets everywhere...)
Doc. Shocks		A new racing permit has been issued by the Top-Off Gas station. Doc. Shock's is coming to Hill Climb Racing 2 soon... Name: Doctor Salazar Shocks - A.K.A Doc. Shocks Date Of Birth: 10th of July Job: Scientist, Researcher, Theoretical Engine Development Likes: Reading, Inventing, Experimenting, The perfect cup of tea Dislikes: Failure, Ethics, Closed Mindedness, Improperly prepared tea
Ranger Powers		A new racing permit has been issued by the Top Off gas station. Ranger Powers is on the scene! Name: Ranger Powers Date Of Birth: 28th of August Job: Park Ranger Likes: Nature, Animals, Trail riding, Japanese superhero series Dislikes: Littering, Camping without a permit, Picnic basket thieves
Ivar Icegrille		There once was a boisterous Viking Adored the fighting and striking But when coming home From a pillaging roam Driving was more to his liking lvar Icegrille, first of his name Will bathe himself in racing fame His engine is hot Fuelled up a lot The Canyon is not easily tame
M.I.L.E.S.		More declassified information was found growing in a corner of the Top-Off Gas Station. The M.I.L.E.S Prototype unit has emerged from Gloomvale... Unit: M.I.L.E.S - Mycological Investigation & Lifecycle Experimentation System Lead Designer: B... N..... Inception Date: 12th January Dimensions: ? Weight: ? Primary Objective: Research Gloomvale Fungi Secondary Objective: Keep an eye on M.I.T.C.H Operation Modes: Hill Climb, ?, Global Conq ?, Long Jump, ?, ?, Adventure, Gardening Notes: Unit recently heard demanding "Lower your shields and surrender your ships". Probably not an issue.
Victor Nitrox		A new Racing Permit has been approved by the Top Off gas station. Victor Nitrox has come up for air! Name: Victor Nitrox Date Of Birth: 8th of March Job: CEO Rustbucket Deep Sea Salvage Co. Likes: Driving, Salvaging, Weightlifting, Sci-fi Novels, Fighting Games Dislikes: Giant sharks, Unknowable Eldritch abominations, People who dislike water levels in video games
Deez Knacker		Driftmas is here Name: Deez Knackers Type: Part of a collectable Christmas toy set Features: Nut-Busting abilities including "Neck Flip, Shell-Shock". How to obtain: Ask your mum for Deez!
Mittens		Fast. Ferocious. Fluffy. Mittens the Water-Tiger will be joining Hill Climb Racing 2 soon... Name: Mittens Date Of Birth: 4th of February Job: "Water4cats" Party Campaigner Likes: Swimming, yellow Lilies, Water-Skipping event, Debates, Pigsy Dislikes: Going back on their word, Planning too far in advance, Desert Valley, More than exactly 3 belly rubs (except on Tuesdays when it must be 2 but only after 3:42 pm)
Zephyr		Was it the sound of thunder? A distant chopper engine? Or just the wind? A new racing permit has been issued for Climb Canyon. Zephyr is coming - Hold onto your skulls... Name: Zephyr Thunder-Skull Date Of Birth: 12th of April Job: Post-Apocalyptic Warlord / DIY skull-throne influencer Likes: Skull Collecting, Lombaxes, Skull Home Deco, Neo Marines, Skull-Throne crafting Dislikes: Non-Westerly Winds, Orderly Society, Mediocrity.
Izzy		A new recipe for fun? Sugar and spice, but not very nice... It's Izzy!
Carlock		Klaatu Barada N... Nitro?... NASCAR?... Neutral?... Neckflip?...
Gaspar		Here lies Gaspar, the impolite mechanic. R.I.P Loving father of 4 (vehicles) "He died as he lived - Tweaking a Lowrider's suspension"
M.I.N.D.Y		A new racing permit has been issued for Climb Canyon. M.I.N.D.Y is coming online soon... Unit: M.I.N.D.Y - Mechanical Intelligence (for) Nothing Driver Yields Lead Designer: Bill Newton Inception Date: 7th November Dimentions: ? Weight: NEVER ASK A WOMAN HER WEIGHT Primary Directive: Research Driver Statistics Secondary Directive: Stop M.I.L.E.S and M.I.T.C.H from fighting all the time Operation Modes: Adventure, ?, Finish The Fi ?, ?, Moon Stunts, ?, ?, Video Games, Projectioniat Notes: Unit recently found reading a book titled: "Rampancy and how to hide it". Probably not an issue.
Marzipan Allspice		Once upon a time, in a canyon far, far away... A flannel loving driver lived with his MK.2 in a cottage. One day, he decided to bake some gingerbread and moulded it into the shape of a legendary racer. He put the gingerbread racer in the oven, but shortly after, she leapt out, ran across the room and threw herself out of the kitchen window and into a parked car. "You're my dinner... AND THOSE ARE MY WHEELS!" shouted the flannel loving driver. The gingerbread racer rolled down the window, cocked an eyebrow and, starting the engine, shouted: 'Drive, drive as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm Marzipan!'
M.I.L.T.O.N.		Leaked top-secret documentation on the M.I.L.T.O.N. unit arrived today... Unit: M.I.L.T.O.N - Maintenance. Installation. (&) Laughter. Technology. (For) Overspill. National Lead Designer: Bill Newton Inception Date: 3rd June Dimentions: ? Weight: ? Primary Directive: Maintain profit generation maximum fun and operational stability for the Overspill Fun Rig. Secondary Directive: Keep people out of the basement levels so they don't see the  ? Operation Modes: Monowars, Repairs, ?, Installation, ?, Corporate Coverup, Jump Shocks, ?, Laugh-o-matic, ?, Power Point presentation Notes: Unit discovered challenging highschool hackers to play games. Probably not an issue.
Beatrice D. Blossom		A Top-Off Gas Station employee removed a beehive from the attic, and what they found inside was un-bee-lievable: a sticky application form for a racing permit! Now that’s buzzin’… Name: Beatrice D. Blossom Date of Birth: 2nd of November Job: Philosopher. "To bee, or not to bee"? Likes: Black-Eyed Susans, Bee-thoven, Jazz, Dustin Bee-ber, The Good Gatsbee, Her Majesty; The Queen Dislikes: Nice - age, Snobee people, Corporate drones, Children's animated movies from 2007, Puns and zingers